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Rosie Holt: The Illegal Aliens Have Landed!

From: £23.00

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Overview

Presented by Impatient Productions

Rosie and her MP alter-ego are back, fighting their biggest foe yet.

Labour are trying to continue the Conservatives’ work of stopping the boats while also still appearing “left wing,” but they have an even bigger problem when UFOs arrive.

Will the government stand strong? Or insist they are “just waiting for the facts” as aliens start to abduct and eat the British public?

A sci-fi streaked satire. 


On sale Thu 2 April at 10am


If a performance is sold out, email info@northernstage.co.uk or call 0191 230 5151 to be added to our waiting list.


 

Running time

1hr 20mins (plus interval)

Venue

Stage 2

Northern Stage
Barras Bridge
Newcastle upon Tyne
NE1 7RH

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Reviews

’10 Best Political Comedies’
– The Times 
 

★★★★  ‘A pinpoint portrayal of the personae manifesting our national psyche.’ 
– The Observer
 

★★★★ ‘A character comedy treat.’ 
– Time Out  

★★★★  ‘Holt perfectly sums up the state we are in, delivering tightly-crafted brutal satire with Orwellian flourishes.’ 
– Evening Standard
 

★★★★
– The Guardian
 

★★★★ 
– T​he Telegraph 

★★★★
– The Arts Desk
 

★★★★
– Broadway Baby
 

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There are two entrances to the theatre, Kings Road Entrance (this is the taxi drop-off/collection point) and the Main Entrance.

Both level entrances have automated doors. These lead into the foyer area where you will find the Restaurant, Bar, Box Office and entrances to Stages 1, 2 and 3.

STEP FREE ACCESS

Northern Stage is fully accessible. The theatre has three lifts providing access to all parts of the building, including the accessible toilets, baby changing facilities, stages 2 & 3 and the backstage area. Buggy parking is available

WHEELCHAIR SPACES

There are five wheelchair positions in Stage 1, two positions in Stage 2 and all seats are removeable in Stage 3.

TOILETS

We have a Changing Places toilet in the Stage 1 lobby and accessible toilets in Stage 3 and Stage 2 lower entrance lobby.  Gender neutral toilets are situated in the Stage 2 lower entrance lobby.

HEARING ENHANCEMENT

Induction loop system in all public spaces, and an infra-red system in all three stages. (In Stage 1 the induction loop is best covered in rows E – L).

ASSISTANCE

One free ticket for the assistant of a disabled person who is not able to attend unaccompanied.

BOOKING COMPANION SEATING

To book a free ticket for a wheelchair companion or an assistant, contact our Box Office on 0191 230 5151, via email at boxoffice@northernstage.co.uk or by visiting our Box Office in person.

GUIDE DOGS

Guide, hearing and all working dogs are welcome here.

SEAT ACCESSIBILITY

Stage 1: Seats are 43 cm wide, 41cm deep, with 46cm between arm rests. The aisleway is 51cm deep from the seat back. Arm rests cannot be removed.

Stage 2: Seats are 40cm wide, 41cm deep. The aisleway is 64cm deep from the seat back. There are no arm rests.

Our seats are rated to British Standards at installation and are guaranteed to hold up to 110kg.

More Information

To discuss any access needs, take a look at our access page or please call our Box Office on 0191 230 5151.

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