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Kemah Bob: Love Child

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Overview

Berk’s Nest, in association with Sophie Chapman Talent, presents
Kemah Bob: Love Child 


Giraffes. VHS porn. Ketamine-infused breast milk. Acclaimed stand-up Kemah Bob (The Guardian’s 10 Best Comedy Shows of 2024) returns with her much anticipated second show. 

Love Child is an intimate yet rowdy, personal yet electric, high-energy stand-up show from the “chest-achingly funny” (★★★★ Skinny) Kemah Bob. Join her on a hilariously unhinged tour through what it’s like to be a woman with your dad’s lips, a chaotic childhood with questionable parenting, the very real science of epigenetic baggage, and her attempts at navigating the relentless pressure to be a Good Grown Up™.  

ISH Edinburgh Comedy Award Best Newcomer nominee 2024.  

As seen on QI, Richard Osman’s House of Games, Jonathan Ross’ Comedy Club, Comedy Central Live, Don’t Hate The Playaz and Guessable. As heard on the Off Menu podcast. 

Directed by Alison Spittle. 


Presale opens: Thu 18 Jun, 10am
General sale: Fri 19 Jun, 10am

If a performance is sold out, email info@northernstage.co.uk or call 0191 230 5151 to be added to our waiting list.


 

Running time

1hr

Venue

Stage 3

Northern Stage
Barras Bridge
Newcastle upon Tyne
NE1 7RH

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Reviews

 ‘A delight to witness on stage’ ★★★★
– Fest
 

‘Kemah’s presence is captivating’ ★★★★
– DIVA Magazine
 

★★★★
– Guardian
 

★★★★
– List
 

There are two entrances to the theatre, Kings Road Entrance (this is the taxi drop-off/collection point) and the Main Entrance.

Both level entrances have automated doors. These lead into the foyer area where you will find the Restaurant, Bar, Box Office and entrances to Stages 1, 2 and 3.

STEP FREE ACCESS

Northern Stage is fully accessible. The theatre has three lifts providing access to all parts of the building, including the accessible toilets, baby changing facilities, stages 2 & 3 and the backstage area. Buggy parking is available

WHEELCHAIR SPACES

There are five wheelchair positions in Stage 1, two positions in Stage 2 and all seats are removeable in Stage 3.

TOILETS

We have a Changing Places toilet in the Stage 1 lobby and accessible toilets in Stage 3 and Stage 2 lower entrance lobby.  Gender neutral toilets are situated in the Stage 2 lower entrance lobby.

HEARING ENHANCEMENT

Induction loop system in all public spaces, and an infra-red system in all three stages. (In Stage 1 the induction loop is best covered in rows E – L).

ASSISTANCE

One free ticket for the assistant of a disabled person who is not able to attend unaccompanied.

BOOKING COMPANION SEATING

To book a free ticket for a wheelchair companion or an assistant, contact our Box Office on 0191 230 5151, via email at boxoffice@northernstage.co.uk or by visiting our Box Office in person.

GUIDE DOGS

Guide, hearing and all working dogs are welcome here.

SEAT ACCESSIBILITY

Stage 1: Seats are 43 cm wide, 41cm deep, with 46cm between arm rests. The aisleway is 51cm deep from the seat back. Arm rests cannot be removed.

Stage 2: Seats are 40cm wide, 41cm deep. The aisleway is 64cm deep from the seat back. There are no arm rests.

Our seats are rated to British Standards at installation and are guaranteed to hold up to 110kg.

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