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Jordan Gray: Is That A C*ck In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Here To Kill Me?

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Overview

Berk’s Nest presents
Jordan Gray: Is That A C*ck In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Here To Kill Me?

Following acclaimed runs in London and Edinburgh, the multi-award-winning star and creator of ITV’s Transaction hits the road with a guitar on her back, a bounty on her ballbag, and some very poorly written death threats in her DMs. 

When Jordan stripped off live on Channel 4 (and won a BAFTA in the process), bigots around the globe went ballistic. Luckily… so were her tits. 

Is the cost of success worth it? How do you live up to your own sky-high expectations? And most importantly, should you even be a comedian when your bum looks this good? Join Jordan as she explores all this and more in her rootinest, tootinest, shootinest hour of musical comedy yet. 

Edinburgh Fringe Best Show – Nominee
Melbourne International Comedy Fest Best Show – Nominee
Channel 4 Breakthrough Comedy Star – Winner
NextUp Biggest Award In Comedy –  Winner

 

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Running time

1hr 40mins (including interval)

Venue

Stage 2

Northern Stage
Barras Bridge
Newcastle upon Tyne
NE1 7RH

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Reviews

★★★★★
“Will stay with you long after you leave” 
Entertainment Now 

★★★★
“Terrific… blazingly energetic”The Telegraph 

★★★★
“Lyrically dextrous – blisteringly funny”The List

★★★★
“An emerging talent who is firing on all cylinders”The Scotsman 

★★★★
“Giving her all is clearly what she does best”The Skinny 

★★★★
“Hilarious and often emotional”The I 

★★★★
 “Hilariously quick-witted … raw and intimate” Broadway Baby 

There are two entrances to the theatre, Kings Road Entrance (this is the taxi drop-off/collection point) and the Main Entrance.

Both level entrances have automated doors. These lead into the foyer area where you will find the Restaurant, Bar, Box Office and entrances to Stages 1, 2 and 3.

STEP FREE ACCESS

Northern Stage is fully accessible. The theatre has three lifts providing access to all parts of the building, including the accessible toilets, baby changing facilities, stages 2 & 3 and the backstage area. Buggy parking is available

WHEELCHAIR SPACES

There are five wheelchair positions in Stage 1, two positions in Stage 2 and all seats are removeable in Stage 3.

TOILETS

We have a Changing Places toilet in the Stage 1 lobby and accessible toilets in Stage 3 and Stage 2 lower entrance lobby.  Gender neutral toilets are situated in the Stage 2 lower entrance lobby.

HEARING ENHANCEMENT

Induction loop system in all public spaces, and an infra-red system in all three stages. (In Stage 1 the induction loop is best covered in rows E – L).

ASSISTANCE

One free ticket for the assistant of a disabled person who is not able to attend unaccompanied.

BOOKING COMPANION SEATING

To book a free ticket for a wheelchair companion or an assistant, contact our Box Office on 0191 230 5151, via email at boxoffice@northernstage.co.uk or by visiting our Box Office in person.

GUIDE DOGS

Guide, hearing and all working dogs are welcome here.

SEAT ACCESSIBILITY

Stage 1: Seats are 43 cm wide, 41cm deep, with 46cm between arm rests. The aisleway is 51cm deep from the seat back. Arm rests cannot be removed.

Stage 2: Seats are 40cm wide, 41cm deep. The aisleway is 64cm deep from the seat back. There are no arm rests.

Our seats are rated to British Standards at installation and are guaranteed to hold up to 110kg.

More Information

To discuss any access needs, take a look at our access page or please call our Box Office on 0191 230 5151.

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