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Overview

A Futures Theatre Production

By Sabrina Mahfouz with Thrive Creatives


Her one goal? Land a job at Argos!

She loves Argos. Life is full of deceptive, nonsensical rules, but there’s structure in the annual catalogue. Working there is her dream. She’s the perfect candidate. They have to hire her…right?

A nostalgic celebration of autistic self-discovery reminisces a life archived from the 1996 stripy-sofa edition until the catalogue’s extinction. This 70-minute tale follows our protagonist, accompanied by Archive, organisation personified, and Argos, the mythical 100-eyed-all-seeing Grecian Giant embodied in the high street shop.


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Running time

1hr 15mins (no interval)

Venue

Stage 3

Northern Stage
Barras Bridge
Newcastle upon Tyne
NE1 7RH

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This show contains themes of sexual assault, emotional abuse and manipulation.

There are two entrances to the theatre, Kings Road Entrance (this is the taxi drop-off/collection point) and the Main Entrance.

Both level entrances have automated doors. These lead into the foyer area where you will find the Restaurant, Bar, Box Office and entrances to Stages 1, 2 and 3.

STEP FREE ACCESS

Northern Stage is fully accessible. The theatre has three lifts providing access to all parts of the building, including the accessible toilets, baby changing facilities, stages 2 & 3 and the backstage area. Buggy parking is available

WHEELCHAIR SPACES

There are five wheelchair positions in Stage 1, two positions in Stage 2 and all seats are removeable in Stage 3.

TOILETS

We have a Changing Places toilet in the Stage 1 lobby and accessible toilets in Stage 3 and Stage 2 lower entrance lobby.  Gender neutral toilets are situated in the Stage 2 lower entrance lobby.

HEARING ENHANCEMENT

Induction loop system in all public spaces, and an infra-red system in all three stages. (In Stage 1 the induction loop is best covered in rows E – L).

ASSISTANCE

One free ticket for the assistant of a disabled person who is not able to attend unaccompanied.

BOOKING COMPANION SEATING

To book a free ticket for a wheelchair companion or an assistant, contact our Box Office on 0191 230 5151, via email at boxoffice@northernstage.co.uk or by visiting our Box Office in person.

GUIDE DOGS

Guide, hearing and all working dogs are welcome here.

SEAT ACCESSIBILITY

Stage 1: Seats are 43 cm wide, 41cm deep, with 46cm between arm rests. The aisleway is 51cm deep from the seat back. Arm rests cannot be removed.

Stage 2: Seats are 40cm wide, 41cm deep. The aisleway is 64cm deep from the seat back. There are no arm rests.

Our seats are rated to British Standards at installation and are guaranteed to hold up to 110kg.

More Information

To discuss any access needs, take a look at our access page or please call our Box Office on 0191 230 5151.

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